broadway-nerd

andiwillforgiveyou:

Reasons why Broadway stars are the absolute tops:

  • They go out frequently without makeup and in street clothes
  • They spend hours signing playbills and taking pictures and being great to fans
  • They are all naturally talented
  • They’re all somehow completely gorgeous?
  • They’re incredibly gracious
  • Everyone works with each other
  • And more???

Basically they’re just the best, okay?

elderpricette
  • stephen sondheim: Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!
  • me: OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY"RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES
  • stephen sondheim: then you career from career to career
  • me: HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS
  • stephen sondheim: the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood
  • me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT